WoodRocket

WoodRocket is the novelty corner of the store: adult coloring books with porn parody and fetish themes, cheeky enamel pins and keychains shaped like dildos, wands and floggers, slogan air fresheners, folding hand fans and a deck of classic porn playing cards.

Nothing here is a toy, so there is no sizing or compatibility to worry about. Think of it as gift wrap for a bigger purchase, or a party favor that gets a laugh.

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About the WoodRocket range

WoodRocket makes paper goods and small novelties for grown-ups. The coloring books are the signature line, with titles covering porn parodies, fetishes, body parts, cannabis humor and general rudeness, several of them in second editions. The enamel pin collection runs to dildos in rainbow colors, wands, floggers, bums and a series of punning slogan pins, and many of the same designs appear as keychains. Air fresheners and folding hand fans carry short slogans such as Daddy and Fabulous, and there is a deck of classic porn playing cards. Everything is priced as an impulse buy, well below the cost of a toy.

How to choose from WoodRocket

Match the item to the occasion and the recipient's sense of humor.

  • For a gift: a coloring book is the most substantial option and pairs well with a toy or lingerie.
  • For a party: pins, keychains and fans are inexpensive enough to buy for a whole table.
  • Tone: some slogans are explicit; check the title before you hand one to a colleague or relative.
  • Themes: the gay and lesbian coloring books and rainbow dildo pieces make good Pride gifts.

Novelties sit nicely alongside something for couples, or next to the real dildos and vibrators the pins poke fun at.

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What does WoodRocket make?

WoodRocket makes adult novelties rather than toys: coloring books themed around porn parodies, fetishes and cannabis humor, enamel pins and keychains shaped like dildos, wands and floggers, slogan air fresheners, folding hand fans and classic porn playing cards.

Which WoodRocket product is good for beginners?

A coloring book such as Fetishes Are Fun or That's Trippy is the easiest pick, since it works as a gift for almost anyone with a sense of humor. The rainbow dildo keychain is a low-key choice that does not announce itself.

How do I care for WoodRocket products?

Keep coloring books and playing cards dry and flat. Enamel pins and keychains wipe clean with a soft cloth; avoid harsh cleaners on the enamel. Air fresheners should stay sealed until you use them, and fans fold away to protect the print.

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